生活大爆炸_第一季_1-3集_剧本中英文台词(7)

和她接吻的家伙也很好。 接吻，哪一种 脸颊 嘴唇 下巴 (情人)朋友

你什么毛病啊 我是个浪漫主义者。 别告诉我你不可救药的迷恋，发展成了无意义的嫉妒。

我不是嫉妒，只是有点担心她。

我不怎么喜欢那家伙的长相。 因为他长得比你帅气 是啊，可以说是梦幻般的外形。 至少你现在还能从燃烧的废墟里，找回装满对她美妙幻想的黑 匣子，

好好分析下数据，你就不会再坠入"呆子谷"。

我反对，爱情不是短跑，而是马拉松。

永不放弃地追逐，直到她最终投入你的怀抱。

或是用防狼喷雾剂喷你。 不，我和 Penny 结束了。 我要更现实些，去追求合我拍的人。

比如谁 不知道... Olivia Geiger。 自助餐厅里那个有点跛，还有弱视的营养学家

是的。 哦，我看你没戏。 我注意到 Leslie Winkle 最近在刮她的腿毛。

既然冬天都已经到了， 只能说明她是在暗示，她可以作为做爱对象。 我不清楚，你们在同一个实验室。 所以呢 这有隐患，相信我，我清楚。 说到性骚扰的相关法律，我可是自学而成的专家。

Howard,如果我要约 Leslie Winkle 出去，也只是吃顿饭。

我不会去实验室，要她为我跳脱衣舞。

哦，那你就没事了。 嗨，Leslie。 嗨，Leonard。 Leslie,我建议做个实验... 戴上眼镜，Leonard。 好吧。Leslie,我建议做个实验。

-Leslie:Hang on. I'm trying to see how long it takes a 500 kilowatt oxygen iodine laser to heat up my cup noodles. -Leonard : I've done it. About two seconds. 2. 6 for minestrone. Anyway, I was thinking more of a bio- social exploration with a neuro-chemical overlay. -Leslie:Wait, are you asking me out -Leonard : I was going to characterize it as the modification paradigm. with the addition of a date like component, but we don't need to quibble over terminology. -Leslie:What sort of experiment would you propose -Leonard :There's a generally accepted pattern in this area. I would pick you up, take you to a restaurant. Then we would see a movie, probably a romantic comedy featuring the talents of Hugh Grant or Sandra Bullock. -Leslie:Interesting. And would you agree that the primary way we would evaluate either the success or failure of the date would be based on the biochemical reaction during the good night kiss -Leonard:Heart rate, pheromones, etc. Yes. -Leslie:Why don't we just stipulate that the date goes well and move to the key variable -Leonard:You mean kiss you now -Leslie:Yes. -Leonard:Can you define the parameters of the kiss -Leslie:Close mouthed but romantic. Mint -Leonard:Thank you. Shall I count down from three -Leslie:No, I think it needs to be spontaneous. What do you think -Leonard:You proposed the experiment. I think you should present your findings first. -Leslie:Fair enough. On the plus side, it was a good kiss. Reasonable technique, no extraneous spittle. On the other hand, no arousal. -Leonard:None -Leslie:None. -Leonard:Well, thank you for your time. -Leslie:Thank you. -Leonard:None at all -Howard:Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't... would you want me to tell you - Sheldon:That depends. of our colleagueslashfriendship

等一下。 我想试试一个 500 千瓦氧碘激光器，

得花多久把我的杯装泡面加热。 我试过，大概 2 秒，蔬菜汤花 2.6 秒。

总之，我在考虑来个生物学的社交探索，结合神经化学方面的 专家知识。 等等，你约我出去 我认为是改变我们同事/友谊关系的范例，

外加个约会作为补充成分， 但我们不需要一直说术语。 你计划做怎样的实验 这个领域有种普遍接受的模式。

我去接你，带你去餐厅， 接着我们可以看场电影。 也许一部休·格兰特或桑德拉·布洛克天才演绎的浪漫轻喜剧。

有意思。 你是否同意，我们评价约会成败的依据是基于离别之吻时的化 学反应

心跳率、生化信息素等等，的确。 我们干嘛不假定约会很顺利，直接进行关键的有变数的部分

你意思是现在就吻你 是的。 你怎么定义吻的参数吗

嘴唇的亲密度还有浪漫度，要薄荷吗 谢谢。 我数三下 不，我觉得应该自然点。 感觉怎么样 你提出的实验方案，该由你先说说实验的发现。

很公平。 从正面讲，这个吻很不错。 合理的技术，没有多余的唾沫。 另一方面讲，没什么感觉。 没感觉 没有。 呃，很感谢你抽出时间。 谢谢你。 一点感觉都没 Sheldon,如果你是机器人，我知道但你自己不知道...

你希望我告诉你吗 看情况。

When I learn that I'm a robot... will I be able to handle it -Howard:Maybe- - although the history of science fiction is not on your side. - Sheldon:Okay, uh, let me ask you this- when I learn that I'm a robot, would I be bound by Asimov's three laws of robotics -Raj:You might be bound by them right now. -Howard:That's true. Have you ever harmed a human being or through inaction allowed a human being to come to harm - Sheldon:Of course not. -Howard:Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed yourself to be harmed except in cases where a human being would have been endangered - Sheldon:Well, no. -Howard:I smell robot. -Leonard:Hey, what's going on - Sheldon:Internet's been down for half an hour. -Raj:Also, Sheldon may be a robot. -Howard:So how'd it go with Leslie -Leonard:Oh, we tried kissing, but the earth didn't move. I mean, any more than the 383 miles that it was going to move anyway. - Sheldon:Oh, I've seen that look before. This is just going to be two weeks of moping and tedious emo songs. and calling me to come down to pet stores to look at cats. I don't know if I can take it. -Raj:You could power down.. -Howard:Well, as usual, Wolowitz has the solution. I happen to know a place where there are plenty of eligible women and Leonard could have his pick. -Dancer:Remember the Latin hips. Shoulders stay still, and... we sway. One, two, three... ...five, six, seven. -Howard:I think Mrs. Tishman's got her eye on you. I've been there. You're in for a treat. -Leonard:She said, "you don't know me" You "don't even care" oh, yeah... - Sheldon:Oh, good lord. -Leonard:She said, "you don't know me" you don't wear my chains Oh, yeah. God, that's a good song. - Sheldon : If you're compiling a mix CD for a double suicide. Oh, I hope that scratching post is for you. -Leonard: I know what you're thinking. I've taken your asthma into account. There's a feline geneticist in San Diego who's developed the cutest little hypoallergenic calicos.

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