生活大爆炸_第一季_1-3集_剧本中英文台词(2)

o know the most pathetic part? Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts... I still love him. Is that crazy? -Sheldon: Yes. -Leonard: No, it's not crazy. It's uh... uh... it's a paradox. The paradoxes are part of nature. Think about light. If you look at Huygens, light is a wave, as confirmed by the double-slit experiment, but then along comes Albert Einstein and discovers that light behaves like particles, too. Well, I didn't make it worse. -Penny: I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess. On top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving and my stupid shower doesn't even work. -Leonard: Our shower works. -Penny: Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it? -Leonard: Yes. -Sheldon: No. -Leonard: No? -Sheldon: No.

这有负面的社会效应。 我道歉了。 那么 Klingon 拼字? 跟普通的没什么区别，就是在 Klingong 而已。 我们已经说的够多了，跟我们说说你吧。 我? 好的。 我是射手座的。这样你们就能了解很多想知道的事了。 是啊，这让我们知道你被大众文化所迷惑了 根据太阳的位置随便胡乱定个星座以及你的出生日期影 响了你的性格。 跟什么有关? 我想 Sheldon 是想说我们一开始没想到是射手座的。 是啊，很多人都觉得我像水相星座。 噢，我想想，还有什么？ 我吃素，除了鱼以外。 偶尔还有牛排，我爱死牛排了。 真有意思,Leonard 不能消化玉米。 你有在工作吗？ 我是 Cheesecake Factory 的女招待。 我喜欢芝士蛋糕。 你对乳糖过敏的。 我不吃，但我觉得这是个好主意。 还有，我还在写一部剧本。 是讲一个多愁善感的女孩子从林肯去了洛杉矶， 想要当女明星，却去当 Cheesecake Factory 的女招待。 是以你的生活为范本。 不，我是从奥马哈来的。 如果要拍成电影，我肯定去看。 我知道，没错。我想想，还有什么。 我想就是这样了。这就是 Penny 的故事了。 听起来很不错。 以前是的。直到我爱上了一个混蛋！ 怎么啦? 我不知道。 我和他一起住了 4 年。 4 年，那可跟高中时间一样长啊。 你用了 4 年才念完高中？ 我不敢相信我竟然那么信任他！ 我该说点什么吗？我觉得我该说两句。 你？你只会让事情更糟。 你知道最悲哀的是什么吗？ 虽然我恨他骗我，恨他对我不忠。 我还是爱他。我是不是疯了？? 没错。 不，这不是疯狂。是....只是有点矛盾。这是人的天性来 的。 想想光，如果你看惠更斯的东西光是一种波，已经被双狭 缝实验所证实了， 但之后，随着 Albert Einstein 的研究发现光也是有分子 运动的。 我没让事情变糟。 噢。真抱歉，我这么乱七八糟的。 而且搬家搬得我想吐，我的洗澡间还不能用。 我们的可以。 是吗? 那借我用下会不会很奇怪? 是的 不会! 不会? 不会

-Leonard: No. It's right down the hall. -Penny: Thanks. You guy

s are really sweet. -Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting development. -Leonard: How so? -Sheldon: It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment. -Leonard: That's not true. Remember at thanksgiving my grandmother with Alzheimer's had that episode? -Sheldon: Point taken. It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off, after which we didn't want to rip our eyes out. -Leonard: The worst part was watching her carve that turkey. -Sheldon: So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here? -Leonard: Excuse me? -Sheldon: That woman in there is not going to have sex with you. -Leonard: Well, I'm not trying to have sex with her. -Sheldon: Oh, good. Then you won't be disappointed. -Leonard: What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me? I'm a male and she's a female. -Sheldon: Yes, but not of the same species. -Leonard: I'm not going to engage in hypothetical here. I'm just trying to be a good neighbor. -Sheldon: Oh, of course. -Leonard: That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop that I wouldn't participate. However briefly. -Sheldon: Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered when she discovers your Luke Skywalker no-more-tears shampoo? -Leonard: It's Darth Vader shampoo. Luke Skywalker's the conditioner. -Howard: Wait till you see this. -Rajesh: It's fantastic, unbelievable. -Leonard: See what? -Howard: It's a Stephen Hawking lecture from MIT in 1974. -Leonard: This isn't a good time. -Howard: It's before he became a creepy computer voice. -Leonard: That's great. You guys have to go. -Rajesh: Why? -Leonard: It's just not a good time. -Sheldon: Leonard has a lady over. -Howard: Yeah, right - your grandmother back in town? -Leonard: No. And she's not a lady. She's just a new neighbor. -Howard: Hang on, there really is a lady here? -Leonard: Uh-huh. -Howard: And you want us out because you're anticipating coitus? -Leonard: I'm not anticipating coitus. -Howard: So she's available for coitus? -Leonard: Can we please just stop saying "coitus"? -Sheldon: Technically, that would be "coitus interrupts". -Penny: Hey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower...? Oh, hi. Sorry. Hello~ -Howard:Enchanté! Mademoiselle. Howard Wolowitz, Cal Tech, Department of Applied Physics. You may be familiar with some of my work. It's currently orbiting Jupiter's largest moon taking high-resolution digital photographs. -Penny: Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory. -Leonard: Come on, I'll show you the trick with the shower. -Howard: Bonne douche. -Penny: I'm... I'm sorry?

不会。就在走廊尽头。 谢谢了，你们人真好。 这可真是有趣的发展。 那怎样？ 有段时间没有女人在我们公寓里把衣服脱光了。 不是的，记得那年感恩节吗，我奶奶得了老年痴呆也上演 了这一幕啊。 说的是有段时间没有女人在我们公寓里把衣服脱光了 而我们不想把自己眼珠子挖出来。 最糟的是看

着她在那儿切火鸡。 你这么做到底是为了什么呢？ 你说什么？ 那个女人是不会和你上床的。 我也没想要和她上床啊。 噢，很好，那你就不会失望了。 你凭什么觉得她不会跟我上床呢？ 我是个男人，她是个女人。 话是没错，但不是同一个物种。 我不是再搞什么异想天开。 我只是想当个好邻居。 噢，当然了。 但不是说如果有可能发展肉体关系我也不一定不会参与。 大致是这样。 你觉得有没可能阻止她当她发现用的是卢克.天行者无泪 配方洗发水？ 是 Dark Vador 的洗发水。 卢克.天行者的护发素。 必须得看看这个。 绝对精彩，难以置信。 看什么啊？ 是 1974 年 Steven Hawking 在麻省理工的讲座。 现在不合适。 在他成为计算机声音之前。 很好，你们得离开这儿。 为什么? 现在就是不合适嘛。 Leonard 请了一位女士过来。 是啊，你外婆又回来了啊？ 不，她不是位女士，只是新邻居。 等一下，真的有位女士在吗？ 是。 …… 此处隐藏：5907字，全部文档内容请下载后查看。喜欢就下载吧 ……