生活大爆炸_第一季_1-3集_剧本中英文台词(4)

-Penny:Yeah -Leonard: -Penny:A -Sheldon: -Penny:IUh...If you don't have any other plans

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do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon marathon Wow. How many Superman movies are there You're kidding, right do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter

and Superman swooshes down and catches her. Which one was that One(其他人齐声说)

-Sheldon: -Sheldon:

You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy. I know, men can't fly.

-Penny:Yes,

No, no. Let's assume that they can.

Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial of 32 feet per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately slice into three equal pieces.

-Leonard: -Sheldon:

Unless Superman matches her speed and decelerates. In what space, sir In what space

She's two feet above the ground. Frankly, if he really loved her, he'd let her hit the pavement. It'd be a more merciful death.

-Leonard: -Sheldon:

Excuse me, your entire argument is predicated on the assumption

that Superman's flight is a feat of strength. Are you listening to yourself

It is well established that Superman's flight is a feat of strength. It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings. an ability he derives from exposure to Earth's yellow sun.

-Howard:And -Sheldon:

you don't have a problem with that How does he fly at night

Oh, a combination of the moon's solar reflection

and the energy-storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells.

-Penny:I'm

just gonna go wash up.

-Leonard: -Sheldon: -Raj:Also, -Leonard:

I have 2,600 comic books in there.

我那儿有 2600 本连环画册。 你敢不敢去找出，所谓的"氪星人皮肤细胞"的内容 接受挑战。我们被锁在外面了。 还有，漂亮女孩也走了。 房间在四楼，可是电梯坏了， 所以你们得... 你们就这么走了 好吧，没事，谢谢。 我们自己搬上去吧。 我不这么想。 为什么不 呃，我们没有手推车， 没有升降运送带，也没有那么强悍的上肢力量。 我们不需要靠蛮力，我们是物理学家。 我们是阿基米德的精英后代。 给我一个杠杆，一个支点，我就能撬动地球。 可问题是...我没有。 我没有! 我没有!! 阿基米德会为你骄傲的。 你有办法吗 有，但都需要绿灯侠和能量指环 (美国漫画超级英雄)。 慢点...慢点 很好，现在我们弄成了斜面。 运上去所需的力度，按梯角的正弦值减少， 30 度角的话，就减少一半力气。 正好一半。 正好一半。 来推吧。 看，推动了，很容易。 一切都是数学原理。 遇到转角，你用什么公式 什么 好吧呃... 没问题，你上来这儿帮我拉，然后转弯。 啊，地心引力，你真是无良的婊子。 你得明白，我们这儿所有的努力， 绝不可能增加你和那女人，发生性关系的几率。 男人为女人做事，并不是只求做爱予以回报。 那是对于，刚做

过爱的男人来说。 我这么做，是想成为一个好邻居。 无论如何，这也绝不会降低几率啊。 快到了。快到了。快到了。 不，还没到。不，还没到。 对不起。 小心你的手指。 好的。 上帝啊我的手指! 你没事吧 不，她... 伟大凯撒的亡灵啊，看看这地方。 看来 Penny 的房间有一点凌乱。 有一点凌乱 高次幂 Mandelbrot 集的复杂数字，才叫有一点凌乱。 这简直是一团糟。

I challenge you to find a single reference to Kryptonian skin cells. Challenge accepted. We're locked out. the pretty girl left. Ok, her apartment's on the fourth floor but the elevator's broken,

so you're gonna have to... Oh, you're just gonna be done Okay. Cool. Thanks. I guess we'll just bring it up ourselves.

-Sheldon: -Leonard: -Sheldon: -Leonard:

I hardly think so. Why not Well, we don't have a dolly,

or lifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength. We don't need strength-- we're physicists.

We are the intellectual descendants of Archimedes. Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the Earth. It's just a matter of... I don't have this. I don't have this! I do not have this!!

-Sheldon: -Leonard: -Sheldon: -Leonard:

Archimedes would be so proud. Do you have any ideas Yes, but they all involve a green lantern and a power ring. Easy... easy.

Okay. Now we've got an inclined plane. The force required to lift is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs, call it 30 degrees, so, about half.

-Sheldon: -Leonard:Let's push..

Exactly half. Exactly half.

Okay. See, it's moving, this is easy. It's all in the math.

-Sheldon: -Leonard: -Sheldon:

What's your formula for the corner What Okay, uh...

Okay, yeah, no problem. Just come up here, help me and turn. Ah, gravity, thou are a heartless bitch.

You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman.

-Leonard: -Sheldon: -Leonard: -Leonard: -Sheldon: -Leonard: -Sheldon: -Leonard: -Sheldon: -Leonard: -Sheldon: -Leonard: -Sheldon:

Men do things for women without expecting sex. Those would be men who just had sex. I'm doing this to be a good neighbor.

In any case, there's no way it could lower the odds. Almost there. Almost there. Almost there. No, we're not. We’re not. I'm sorry. Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers. Yeah. Oh, God, my fingers! You okay No, her... Great Caesar's ghost, look at this place. So Penny's a little messy. A little messy

The Mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy. This is chaos.

Excuse me. Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid.

不好意思。 你解释下，一个餐具盘放在沙发上，这样的组织系统能叫合理 吗

Now, I'm just inferring that this is a couch because the evidence s the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.

现在，我只是假设这是沙发， 因为证据显示，咖啡桌上正进行一场小型旧货出售

。 你有没想过，并不是每个人都觉得必须要... 归类、整理、 并将一切事物都贴上标签 没有想过。 其实人们不这样，也许你很难相信， 大多数人并不用纤维量，去归类他们的芥麦早餐。 抱歉，但我认为我们都发现，有时那个很管用。 快点，我们得走了。 等一下。 你在干嘛 我在清理。 Sheldon,这不是你的家。 这根本不能叫家，这是社会恶化的旋涡 …… 此处隐藏：4940字，全部文档内容请下载后查看。喜欢就下载吧 ……