生活大爆炸_第一季_1-3集_剧本中英文台词(5)

,你给了我一个解释。 可它的合理性，得由你的同伴陪审团来裁决。

It's a joke. don't get it. Yeah, he didn't tell it right. Sheldon Sheldon!Hello Sheldon! Shh, Shh, shh. Penny's sleeping. Are you insane

You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean. I had no choice.

I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and immediately adjacent to the hallway was... this.

-Leonard: -Sheldon: -Leonard:

Do you realize that if Penny wakes up,

there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here. I just gave you a reasonable explanation. No, no, you gave me an explanation.

Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.

-Sheldon: -Leonard: -Sheldon: -Leonard: -Sheldon:

Don't be ridiculous. I have no peers. Sheldon, we have to get out of here. You might want to speak in a lower register. What Evolution has made women sensitive to high-pitched noises while they sleep

别说笑了。我没什么同伴。 Sheldon,我们得出去。 也许你得降低声调。 什么 人类进化使得女性在睡觉时，对高声调的噪音特别敏感， 这样她们就能被哭闹的婴儿唤醒。 如果你不想吵醒她，降低声调。 太可笑了! 不，太可笑了。 好吧，我接受你的假设，拜托，我们走。 没清理完，我不会走的。 如果你如此清闲，还不如帮着清理。 噢，该死的。 早上好。 早上好。 我得说我睡得非常好。 老实说，睡得不久，但是很深很沉。 我不觉得惊讶。 一个有名的民间治愈失眠法，就是闯入邻居的房间打扫清理。 讽刺我吗 你说呢 老实说，我的方法也许有些极端， 但我认为最终有效地，增进了 Penny 的生活质量。 你说得对，也许今晚我们该再偷溜去，给她的地毯来个泡泡浴。 你不觉得那样太过火了吗 当然。 Sheldon,难道要我每次开口讽刺你时，都举块讽刺牌 你有讽刺牌 不，我没有讽刺牌。 你想来些芥麦吗 今天感觉真好，我决定选择，架子尾端的低纤维食物。 哈罗，蜂蜜泡芙。 狗娘养的! Penny 起床了。 你们这些恶心变态的杂种! 她怎么知道是我们 我也许在她卧室的衣橱，留下了一个暗示性的组织记号。 Leonard! 上帝啊，糟糕了。 再见，蜂蜜泡芙。哈罗，大糠芥麦。 你们昨晚趁我睡着时，进了我的房间! 是的，但只是帮你清理房间。 顶多也就是整理。本质上讲，你并不脏。 把钥匙还给我。 我非常抱歉。 你们知道这有多么可怕吗 是的，我们昨晚详细地讨论过了。 我的房间，趁我睡着时! 还打鼾，那也许是种鼻窦传染病。 但那会引发睡眠时呼吸暂停，你最好去看耳鼻喉科医师。 就是看咽喉的医生。

so that they'll be roused by a crying baby. If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register.

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That's ridiculous! No. That's ridiculous. Fine. I accept your premise. Now, please, let's go. I'm not leaving until I'm done.

If you have time to lean, you have time to clean. Oh, what the hell. Morning. Morning. I have to say I slept splendidly.

Granted, not long, but just deeply and well. I'm not surprised.

A well-known folk cure for insomnia is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean. Sarcasm You think Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox,

but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement to Penny's quality of life. You've convinced me. Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet. You don't think that crosses a line Yes.

For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth You have a sarcasm sign No, I do not have a sarcasm sign. Do you want some cereal

I feel so good today; I'm going to choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf. Hello, Honey Puffs.

-Penny:Son -Leonard: -Leonard: -Sheldon: -Leonard: -Sheldon: -Leonard: -Sheldon: -Leonard: -Penny:Do -Leonard: -Penny:In -Sheldon: -Penny:You

of a bitch!

Penny's up. sick geeky bastards!

How did she know it was us I may have left a suggested organizational schematic for her bedroom closet.

-Penny:Leonard!God, this is going to be bad. Good-bye, Honey Puffs. Hello, Big Bran. came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping!

-Penny:You

Yes, but only to clean. Really more to organize. You're not actually dirty, per se. me back my key.

-Penny:Give

I'm very, very sorry. you understand how creepy this is Oh, yes, we discussed it at length last night. my apartment, while I was sleeping! And snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection.

But it could be sleep apnea. You might want to see an otolaryngologist. The throat doctor.

-Penny:And -Sheldon: -Leonard:

what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses

哪种医生能从屁股里提鞋 依深度来看，那可能是直肠病医生，或是普通外科医生。 讽刺(纸上写的) 上帝! Penny,你现在的想法完全正确，也许再过一会儿， 当你感到不是那么... 该怎么说，被冒犯时， 我们可以再谈谈这件事。 离我远点。 当然，那也是种方法。 Penny,Penny! 等等。 澄清一下，因为你离开后，这儿会展开讨论。 你是只反对我们，趁你睡着时偷溜进你房间， 还是也反对被强迫接受一个，全新而井井有条的模范房间 呃，这个回答太含糊了。 你得马上大步走去，正式向她道歉。 有什么好笑的

Depending on the depth, that's either a... proctologist or a general surgeon. SARCASM

-Penny:God! -Leonard: Penny, I think what you're feeling is perfectly valid and maybe a little bit later todaywhen you're feeling a little less... for lack of a better word-- violated, maybe we can

talk about this some more.

-Penny:Stay -Leonard: -Sheldon:

away from me.

Sure, that's another way to go. Penny, Penny! Hold on.

Just to clarify, because there will be a discussion when you leave. Is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping, or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm. Well, that was a little non-responsive.

-Leonard:What's funny

You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize.

-Sheldon: -Leonard: -Sheldon:

That wasn't sarcasm No. Whoo, boy, you are all over the place this morning.

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