生活大爆炸_第一季_1-3集_剧本中英文台词

第一季第1集

My father broke his clavicle. -Leonard: Is that why they sent you to boarding school? -Sheldon: No. That was a result of my work with lasers. -Leonard: New neighbor? -Sheldon: Evidently. -Leonard: Significant improvement over the old neighbor. -Sheldon: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is. -Penny: Oh, hi. -Leonard: hi. -Sheldon: hi. -Leonard: hi. -Penny: Hi? -Leonard: We don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall. -Penny: Oh, that's nice. -Leonard: Oh, no, uh, we don't live together. I mean, we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms. -Penny: Oh. Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny. -Leonard: Leonard. Sheldon. -Penny: hi. -Sheldon: hi. -Penny: hi. -Leonard: hi. -Leonard: Well, uh... oh, uh, welcome to the building. -Penny: Oh, thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime. -Leonard: Oh, great. -Penny: great. -Sheldon: great. -Leonard: great. -Leonard: Well, uh, Bye. -Penny: Bye. -Sheldon: Bye. -Leonard: Bye. Should we have invited her for lunch? -Sheldon: No. We're going to start Season 2 of Battlestar Galactica. -Leonard: We already watched the season 2 DVDs. -Sheldon: Not with commentary. -Leonard: I think we should be good neighbors and invite her over, make her feel welcome. -Sheldon: We never invited Louie/Louise over. -Leonard: Well... and that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle. -Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on "myspace". -Leonard: Yes, and you've never met one of them. -Sheldon: That's the beauty of it. -Leonard: I'm going to invite her o

ver. We'll have a nice meal and... chat. -Sheldon: Chat? We don't chat. At least not offline. -Leonard: Well, it's not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appropriate in response. -Sheldon: To what end? -Leonard: Hi. Again. -Penny: Hi. -Sheldon: Hi. -Leonard: Hi. Anyway, um... we brought home Indian food. I know that moving can be stressful, and, and, I find that when I'm undergoing stress, that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you, that, you know, a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about.

我爸把锁骨都摔断了。 所以他们才送你去上了寄宿学校？ 不是，是我研究激光之后才送我去的。 新邻居? 显然是的。 显然比我们老邻居强很多。 一个重 200 磅有皮肤病的变装癖? 是的，没错。 噢，嗨。 嗨。 嗨。 嗨。 嗨？ 我们没想打扰你，我们住对门。 噢，真好。 我们不是睡一起。 我是说，我们住在一起，但是睡在两个单独的异性恋房间 里。 噢，好的，看来我是新邻居了。Penny。 Leonard Sheldon。 嗨! 嗨! 嗨! 嗨! 那个 欢迎搬到楼里来。 噢，谢谢，或许有时间我们可以一起喝咖啡。 噢，太好了。 好极了。 好极了。 好极了。 恩，那好，拜。 拜。 拜。 拜。 我们邀请她吃午餐怎样? 不行，我们要看第二季。 我们已经看过第二季的 DVD 了。 没看过转播的。 我觉得我们应该做好邻居，请她过来，让她觉得自在些。 我们就从没请 Louis/Louise 来过。 那是我们不对。我们要扩大朋友圈。 我的圈子很大了。在 MySpace 上我有 212 个朋友。 是啊，而且你一个都没见过。 这才是美好所在。 我要去请她过来。 我们会吃一顿美餐，好好聊一会儿。 聊天? 我们不聊天啊，至少下线时不会。 又不是很难，你只要听她说的话，然后你说些得体的话， 给她些回应就行了。 谈什么内容啊？ 嗨，又是我们。 嗨。 嗨。 就是那个，我们买了印度的食物回来 我知道搬家给人很大压力，我发现如果我有压力的时候。 美食和好友相伴可以产生安慰的效果。 同时咖喱还是天然泻药，我不用告诉你， 清空大肠是最不需要担心的。

-Sheldon: Leonard, I'm no expert here, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements. -Penny: Oh, you're inviting me over to eat? -Leonard: Uh... yes. -Penny: Oh, that's so nice. I'd love to. -Leonard: Great. -Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here? -Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money. -Leonard: Okay, well, make yourself at home. -Penny: Okay. Thank you. -Leonard: You're very welcome. -Penny: This looks like some serious stuff. Leonard, did you do this? -Sheldon: Actually, that's my work. -Penny: Wow. -Sheldon: Yeah. Well, it's just some

quantum mechanics, with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that's just a joke. It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation. -Penny: So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys. -Sheldon: Yeah. -Penny: This is really impressive. -Leonard: I have a board. If you like boards, this is my board. -Penny: Holy smokes! -Sheldon: If by "holy smokes" you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure. -Leonard: What? -Sheldon: Come on. Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit, broken-hearted"? -Leonard: At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out. -Sheldon: I didn't invent them. They're there. -Leonard: In what universe? -Sheldon: In all of them. That is the point. -Penny: Uh... do you guys mind if I start? -Sheldon: Um... Penny...that's where I sit. -Penny: So, sit next to me. -Sheldon: No... I sit there. -Penny: What's the difference? -Sheldon: What's the difference?! -Leonard: Here we go. -Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration; in the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I could go on, but I think I've made my point. -Penny: Do you want me to move? -Sheldon: Well... -Leonard: Just sit somewhere else. -Sheldon: Fine. -Leonard: Sheldon, sit! -Sheldon: Ah. -Leonard: Well, this is nice. We don't have a lot of company over. -Sheldon: That's not true.Koothrappali and Wolowitz come over all the time. -Leonard: Yes, I know, but... -Sheldon: Tuesday night we played Klingon Boggle till 1:00 in the morning. -Leonard: Yeah, I remember. …… 此处隐藏：6465字，全部文档内容请下载后查看。喜欢就下载吧 ……