绝望主妇第一季中英文剧本对白(1)(4)

-REX: Thank you. 谢谢。

-BREE: Andrew, Danielle, napkins? napkin: 餐巾纸

Andrew, Danielle, 餐巾纸?谢谢。

-ANDREW: They have video games. Can we go play until our food gets here?

这里有电视游戏，在食物送来之前我们能不能去玩玩?

-BREE: Andrew. This is family time. I think we should all...

Andrew, 现在是家庭时间. 我觉得... -REX: Go ahead and play. 去玩吧。

-BREE: I know that you think I’m angry about coming here, but I’m not.

我知道你会觉得来这儿我很不开心,但是不是这样的。

I mean, the kids wanted a change of pace, something fun. I get it.

你和孩子们想要换换,来点有意义的，我明白。 Probably will want something healthier tomorrow night though, I’m thinking about 也许明晚我们可以吃点更健康的，来点意式煎小牛肉火腿卷。

-REX: I want a divorce. 我们离婚吧。

I just can’t live in this... this detergent commercial anymore.

我再也无法这样生活... 再也无法忍受。 -SERVER: The salad bar’s right over there, help yourself.

色拉自助吧在那边,自便。 -REX: Thank you. 谢谢。

-BREE: Um. Think I’ll go get your salad for you.

嗯,我去给你弄点色拉。

-MRS. HUBER: Bree Van De Kamp! Bree Van De Kamp.

-BREE: Oh, hello Mrs. Huber. 哦,你好, Huber太太。

-MRS. HUBER: Oh we didn’t get a chance to talk at Mary Alice’s wake. How are you doing?

在Mary Alice的守夜聚会上我们没什么机会交谈.你最近如何?

-MARY ALICE: Bree longed to share the truth about her husband’s painful betrayal, Bree 想有人分享她被丈夫背叛的痛苦, but sadly for Bree, admitting defeat was not an option.

但是Bree很可悲的认为,承认失败不是什么好事。

-BREE: Great. Everything is just great. 很好,一切都很好。

Okay, well I got you the honey mustard dressing;

哦.我拿点芥末。

the ranch looked just a little bit suspect. 这个大农场有点令人怀疑。

-REX: Are we gonna talk about what I just said?

可以继续讨论了么?

-BREE: If you think I’m gonna discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place where the restrooms are labelled “chicks” and “dudes”, you’re out of your mind. 如果你觉得我会在这样一个地方讨论离婚的问题，在这样一个房间上的标签都写着什么 \小鸡\花花公子\你就错了。 -REX: What’s in this? 这里有什么?

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-BREE: What do you mean what’s in this? It’s salad.

你什么意思?这里有什么?这是色拉。 -REX: With?with onions? 有...有洋葱? -BREE: What? 什么?

-REX: You put onions in my salad!! 你在色拉里面加了洋葱。

-BREE: No, I didn’t! Oh wait? 不,我没有。哦,等等。

-MARY ALICE: The sound that awakened my son was something he’d heard only once before, many years ago, when he was quite young. 那声音吵醒了我的儿子，他听到过一次,很多年以前当他很小的时候。

But he recognized it instantly. 但他很快记起了这声音。

It was the sound of family secret. 这是家庭的秘密之音。

Seven days after my funeral, life on

Wisteria Lane finally returned to normal. 在我的葬礼之后的第七天,Wisteria lane的生活逐渐正常,

Which, for some of my friends, was unfortunate.

嗯,我的一些朋友...很不幸。 -PARKER: Mommy, Mommy! 妈妈, 妈妈!

-LYNETTE: Now what. 什么?

-PARKER: Daddy’s home! 爸爸回家了!

-TOM: Come on! Is everybody home? 家里有人么?

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-LYNETTE: Hey, yeah! 嗨!

-SCAVO kids: Yeah, yeah! 耶！

-TOM: Hey!

LYNETTE: I wasn’t expecting you for a week! 我已经快要不指望你了。

-TOM: I have to go back to Frisco in the morning.

我今早必须回frisco。

When I got your call, you sounded a little frazzled.

我收到了你的口讯,你听起来有点疲惫。 -LYNETTE: Yeah! It’s been a little rough! 是啊，有点乱。

-TOM: Hmm, yeah, peaches. 嗨. 耶. Peaches.

-PARKER: Daddy, Daddy, did you buy us any presents??

爸爸,你带了什么礼物么?

-TOM: Oh god, presents. Oh, wait a minute, lemme see. Ooooh.

哦,天,礼物,等等,让我看看。噢! -SCAVO kids: Yaaaaayyy! 耶!

-TOM: But I’m not gonna give it to you, 我不会给你们的，

unless you promise me that you’re gonna go outside right now and practice throwing for 20 minutes, okay? You promise?

除非你们答应我马上去外面玩，然后练习20分钟, 好么?怎么样?

-SCAVO kids: Yeay, yeah, yeah!! 耶!耶!耶!

-TOM: Get out! Who’s open! Go left! 谁开始,快出去!

-SCAVO kids: Yeah yeah yeah! 耶！

-TOM: Deeper, deeper, touchdown! 远点.远点!接着!

-LYNETTE: Oh my god, oh my, oh! 哦,上帝,哦。

Ooh, you gotta be kidding! I’m exhausted! 你开玩笑吧,我累死了。

I look terrible, I’m covered in peaches! 我看起来很脏乱。

-TOM: Sorry baby, I gotta have you 没关系,宝贝,我想要你。

-LYNETTE: Well, is it ok if I just lie here? 我就这么躺着可以么? -TOM: Absolutely. 当然。

-LYNETTE: I love you 我爱你。

-TOM: I love you more. 我更爱你...宝贝。

-LYNETTE: Oh wait, I gotta tell you, I was having trouble with swelling, 哦,等等,忘了告诉你,我有点不适，

so the doctor took me off the pill, so you’re just gonna have to put on a condom. 所以医生让我别吃避孕药了,你要带套子。 -TOM: Condom? 避孕套? -LYNETTE: Yeah. 是的。

-TOM: What’s the big deal? Let’s risk it. 没什么大不了的,我们赌赌看吧。 -LYNETTE: Let’s risk it? 赌赌看?

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-TOM: Yeah. 是的。

-LYNETTE: Ooh! 哦！

-REX: I can’t believe you tried to kill me. 我不敢相信你差点杀了我。

-BREE: Yes, well, I feel badly about that. 是啊,我很遗憾。

I told you, Mrs. Huber came over and I got distracted. It was a mistake.

我说了, Huber 太太跟我聊天,我当时心烦意乱的,这是个失误。

-REX: Since when do you make mistakes? 你上次犯错是什么时候?

-BREE: What’s that supposed to mean? 你是什么意思?

-REX: It means I’m sick of you being so damn perfect all the time.

我的意思是,你时时刻刻都表现的如此完美让我感到很不舒服。

I’m sick of the bizarre way your hair doesn’t move.