绝望主妇第一季中英文剧本对白(1)(2)

你会喜欢这个的,他说“这不代表什么,只是SEX。

-BREE: Oh yes, page one of the philanderer’s handbook.

哦是的,这是那些花花公子手册上第一页所写的。

-SUSAN: Yeah, and then he got this Zen look on his face, and he said,

是的,然后他摆出一脸无辜的表情,说： you know Susan, most men live lives of quiet desperation.

“你知道的, Susan,大部分男人都在平静的绝望中过着他们的生活。”

-LYNETTE: Please tell me you punched him. 请告诉我说你踹了他。

-SUSAN: No, I said, really? And what do most women lead, lives of noisy fulfillment? 没有,我说, “是么,那么大部分女人每天所过的吵吵闹闹的日子有是什么呢?” -GABRIELLE: Hmm. 嗯。

-MARY ALICE: Good for you. 嗯,说得好。

-SUSAN: I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? I had that woman over for brunch.

over: 在?之上，超过brunch: 早午餐 我不明白,那么多人,干嘛和他的秘书搞在一起? 大概她的早餐做得比我好。

-GABRIELLE: It’s like my grandmother always said, an erect penis doesn’t have a conscience.

就像我祖母说的 -- 男人勃起的时候毫无道德可言。

-LYNETTE: Even the limp ones aren’t that ethical

就算没勃起的时候也是没什么道德的。

-BREE: This is half the reason I joined the NRA.

这是半个我加入NRA的原因。

Well, when Rex started going to those medical conferences,

嗯,当Rex开始参加这些医学会议时， I wanted at the back of his mind that he had a loving wife at home, with a loaded Smith and Wesson.

我希望他记得还有个爱他的妻子在家里等他.还有一群孩子。

-MARY ALICE: Lynnie? Tom’s always away on business. Do you ever worry he might..? Lynnie, Tom总是在外面公干,难道你不担心么? -LYNETTE: Oh, please, the man’s gotten me pregnant three times in four years.

哦,拜托,这个男人让我在4年内怀了3次孕。 I wish he was having sex with someone else. 我希望他去和别人做。

-BREE: So Susan, is he going to stop seeing that woman?

那么, Susan,他决定不再见那个女人了么? -SUSAN: I don’t know. I’m sorry you guys, I just... I just don’t know how I’m going to survive this.

我不知道。我很抱歉,我只是??我只是不知道该如何渡过这一切。

-MARY ALICE: Listen to me. We all have moments of desperation.

听我说, 我们都有过绝望的时候。

But if we can face them head on, that’s how we find out just how strong we really are. 但是当我们勇于面对这些并继续前进, 我们就会发现自己是多么坚强。

-BREE: Susan? Susan. I was just saying Paul wants us to go over on Friday. Susan. 我刚说Paul让我们周五过去，

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He needs us to go through Mary Alice’s closet, and help pack up her things. 他想让我们帮忙收拾Mary Alice的衣橱和其他的东西。

He says he can’t face doing it by himself. 他说他一个人无法面对这一切。 -SUSAN: Sure, that’s fine. 好的,没有问题。 -BREE: Are you OK? 你还好吧?

-SUSAN: Yeah. I’m just so angry. 当然,我只是有点生气。

If Mary Alice was having problems, she should have come to us; she should have let us help her.

如果Mary Alice有什么困难, 她应该来找我们的。

-GABRIELLE: What kind of problems could she have had?

她会有什么问题?

She was healthy, had a great home, a nice family. Her life was?

她很健康, 有一个美满的家庭, 她的生活... -LYNETTE: ? our life. 我们的生活。

-GABRIELLE: No, if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we’d have known. 不, 如果Mary Alice遇到什么危机,我们应该知道。

She lives 50 feet away, for god’s sakes. 她就住在50英尺外。

-SUSAN: Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must’ve been going on. Gabby,她自杀了, 一定发生了什么。

-SUSAN: Oh, I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.

如果我是你,我一定不会吃。 -MIKE: Why? 为什么

-SUSAN: I made it, trust me. 这是我做的,相信我。

Hey, hey, do you have a death wish? 嗨,嗨,你有什么遗愿么?

-MIKE: No, I just refuse to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese. 不,我只是不相信有人会做不好通心粉和奶酪。 Oh my god. How did you? 哦,上帝。你怎么...?

it tastes like it’s burnt and undercooked. 感觉像烧焦了,又像没煮熟。

-SUSAN: Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go. 嗯,我已经告诉过你了。

-MIKE: Thanks. I’m Mike Delfino, I just rented out the Sim’s house next door. 谢谢. 我是Mike Delfino. 我刚开始租SIMM的房子,就在隔壁。

-SUSAN: Susan Meyer, I live across the street.

Susan Mayer. 我住在对街。

-MIKE: Oh yeah, Mrs. Huber told me about you, said you illustrate children’s books Huber太太跟我提起过你说你给孩子们的书画插图。

-SUSAN: Yeah I’m very big with the under 5 set. What do you do?

是啊,那些给5岁以下孩子们看的。你呢? -MIKE: Plumber. So if you ever have a clog. Or something.

水管工, 如果你的水管被堵了... ...或是其他什么。

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-SUSAN: Now that everybody’s seen that I’ve brought something, I should probably just throw this out.

现在,大家都看到我带来什么了，我最好还是扔了它们。

-LYNETTE: Ow! Ease up, you little vampire. 噢！放轻松。

-MRS. HUBER: Lynette! I’ve been looking all over for you.

Lynette,我正到处找你。 -LYNETTE: Oh. 哦。

-MRS. HUBER: Are you aware of what your sons are doing?

你知道你的儿子们在干嘛么?

-SCAVO kids: Stop. Arrrggggh. Hah! 停下!

-LYNETTE: What are you doing!? We are at a wake!

你们在干嘛?我们是来守夜的。

-PRESTON: When we got here, you said we could go in the pool.

你说过我们可以在水池里玩的。

-LYNETTE: I said you could go by the pool. Do you have your swimsuits on??

我说你们可以在水池边玩。你们穿游泳裤了? -PORTER: Yeah, we put them on under our clothes just before we left. 是的,我们来的时候就穿好了。

-LYNETTE: You three planned this?? Alright, that’s it. Get out!

你们早就计划好了,我明白了,出来! -PORTER: No! 不!

-LYNETTE: No? I am your mother. You have to do what I say. Come on.

不? 我是你们老妈,要听我的话,快点。 -PRESTON: We wanna swim and you can’t stop us.