绝望主妇第一季中英文剧本对白(1)(3)

-CARLOS: It’s business, Tanaka expects everyone to bring their wives.

这是工作，Tanaka希望每个人都待妻子来。

-JOHN: Thanks, Mrs. Solis. 谢谢,Solis太太。

-GABRIELLE: Fine. I’ll go.

-GABRIELLE: Every time I’m around that man, 很好,我走了。 he tries to grab my ass.

But I’m keeping my back pressed against the 每次在他旁边的时候,他总想摸我的屁股。

wall the entire time.

-CARLOS: I made over $200,000 doing 但是我会一整晚都靠在墙上的。 business with him last year.

-CARLOS: See? Now this is what a marriage 去年,我跟他做了一宗 $200,000的生意。

is all about - compromise.

If he wants to grab your ass, you let him. 看到了吧?这就是---妥协。 如果她想摸的屁股,那就让他摸吧。

-GABRIELLE: Is your finger ok?

-CARLOS: John! 你的手指还好么? John.

-JOHN: Yeah, yeah, it’s just a small cut. -JOHN: Ow. Mr. Solis. You scared me.

哦,是的,只是个小伤口。 噢! Mr. Solis，你吓到我了。

-CARLOS: Why is that bush still there? I

told you to dig it up last week.

这个矮树丛怎么还在这里,上个星期你就应该把他们弄掉了。

-JOHN: I didn’t have time last week 上个星期我没空。

-CARLOS: I don’t wanna hear your excuses, just take care of it.

我不要听你的解释，你只要给我做好就可以了。 我实在很讨厌你跟我说话的态度。

-CARLOS: And I really hate that I spent $15,000 on your diamond necklace that you couldn’t live without.

我也很讨厌我花了$15,000给你买了那条你没有就不能活的钻石项链。

But I’m learning to deal with it. 但是我试着搞定了，

So. Can I tell Tanaka we’ll be there tomorrow night?

那么我可以告诉Tanaka明晚我们都会去? -GABRIELLE: John. We have bandages top shelf in the kitchen.

John. 厨房的架子上有创口贴。

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-GABRIELLE: Let me see. Mmmm. 让我看看， 嗯

-JOHN: You know, Mrs. Solis, uhh, I really like it when we hook up.

你知道的,Solis太太,当我们交缠的时候会很棒的，

But, um, you know I gotta get my work done, I can’t afford to lose this job.

但是,嗯,我得干活...我不能失去这份工作。 -GABRIELLE: This table is hand carved. 这张桌子是手工刻的。

Carlos had it imported from Italy. It cost it $23,000.

Carlos从意大利买回来的，花了他$23,000。 -JOHN: You wanna do it on the table this time? 你想在这张桌子上做? -GABRIELLE: Absolutely. absolutely: 绝对地 当然。

-DANIELLE: Why can’t we ever have normal soup?

我们为什么不能喝普通一点的汤?

-BREE: Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree.

Danielle,罗勒汤没什么不正常的啊。 -DANIELLE: Just once, can we have a soup that people have heard of?

只要一次就好,难到我们不能喝点大家都知道的汤?

Like, french onion or navy bean 就像法国洋葱或者是菜豆？

-BREE: First of all, your father can’t eat onions, he’s deadly allergic.

你们的父亲不能吃洋葱，他对这个极度过敏。 And I won’t even dignify your navy bean suggestion. So. How’s the osso bucco? 还有,你那个关于菜豆的建议我是不会考虑的。那么...炖小牛胫怎么样? -ANDREW: It’s OK. 可以。

-BREE: It’s OK? Andrew, I spent 3 hours cooking this meal.

可以? Andrew,我花了3个小时准备晚餐。 How do you think it makes me feel when you say it’s OK, in that sullen tone?

你觉得如果我听到有人用那种闷闷的口气跟我说\可以\我是什么感觉?

-ANDREW: Who asked you to spend 3 hours on dinner?

没人让你花3个小时做晚餐? -BREE: Excuse me? 什么?

-ANDREW: Tim Harper’s mom gets home from work,

Tim Harper的妈妈下班后才回家,

pops open a can of pork and beans, and boom, they’re eating, everyone’s happy. 开一罐猪肉大豆罐头, 他们就这么吃，每个人都吃得很开心。

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-BREE: You’d rather I serve pork and beans? 你情愿我给你们做大豆或是猪肉?

-DANIELLE: Apologize now, I am begging. 现在给我道歉。

-ANDREW: I’m just saying, do you always have to serve cuisine?

我是说,你干嘛总要弄这些来显示你的厨艺呢? Can’t we ever just have food? 难道我们不能就是吃饭而已? -BREE: Are you doing drugs? 你磕药了么? -ANDREW: What!? 什么?

-BREE: Change in behavior is one of the warning signs, and you have been as fresh as paint for the last 6 months.

怪异的行为是一种信号，之前半年都很正常。 That certainly would explain why you’re always locked in the bathroom

这个就是你总是把自己关在浴室里的原因么。 -DANIELLE: Trust me, that is not what he is doing

相信我,他绝对没有那么做。 -ANDREW: Shut up. 闭嘴。

Mom, I’m not the one with the problem here, alright?

妈妈,这儿有问题的人不是我,明白么? You’re the one always acting like she’s running for mayor of Stepford.

你总是搞得好像你要去竞选Stepford市市长一样。

-BREE: Rex. Seeing as you’re the head of this household, I would really appreciate you saying something.

Rex... 你是一家之主, 你不应该说点什么么？

-REX: Pass the salt? 把盐给我?

-MARY ALICE: Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion - indignation.

葬礼后的3天, Lynette调试了自己的心情,不再悲痛，而是愤怒。

-LYNETTE: Tom, this is my 5th message and you still haven’t called me back. Tom, 这是我的第五通留言了,你还不给我回话。

Well, you must be having a lot of fun on your business trip.

我相信你在外面一定玩得很开心吧。

I can only imagine. Well, guess what, the kids and I wanna have some fun too,

我可以想象。猜猜看...我和孩子们也要出去玩玩。

so unless you call me back by noon, we are getting on a plane and joining you 除非你中午之前给我回电话,我们正在飞机上,马上就加入你们。 -PRESTON: Mom! 妈妈!

-LYNETTE: Not now, honey, Mommy’s threatening Daddy. threaten: 威胁

等等,宝贝,我正在威胁你爸爸。 -PRESTON: Mom!

妈妈。

-LYNETTE: No, I am not... Where’re your brothers?

不, 我... 你兄弟呢?

-PORTER: Noodles, my favourite! 面条, 我的最爱。

-SHOPPER: Lynette Scavo? Lynette Scavo?