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孔雀东南飞搞笑版适合大学生演短剧,效果甚好,enjoy yourself!

孔雀东南飞搞笑版适合大学生演短剧,效果甚好,enjoy yourself!

孔雀东南飞搞笑版适合大学生演短剧,效果甚好,enjoy yourself!

(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打 中,狼狈不堪) J: Everybody says that I m henpecked ,but in fact ,I m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song. (指着 上台处的门大声道)I m not afraid of you! (内 砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then, I m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighborhood.

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She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. All this I do not care .

I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not! Having a wife like this is

just like living in the hell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)

My God ! Who can help me?(下)

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New Words and Phrases◆tender adj. 温柔的,体贴的

◆henpecked adj. 惧内的◆hell n. 地狱

孔雀东南飞搞笑版适合大学生演短剧,效果甚好,enjoy yourself!

孔雀东南飞搞笑版适合大学生演短剧,效果甚好,enjoy yourself!

JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch! Lunch! Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I m here ! What s up, mum? JM: I ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law ,what s up? JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy…… L: But……

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JM: Never interrupt me! L: Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have be en working hard all day long ,cooking and washing .I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……

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JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh, you want a grandson , don t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son. I m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM 的脸上,下)

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ACT 3)

孔雀东南飞搞笑版适合大学生演短剧,效果甚好,enjoy yourself!

(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L: Mum, I m back! LM: You are back? Why? What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神 情):See! I have already told you! When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. Look at yourself……

孔雀东南飞搞笑版适合大学生演短剧,效果甚好,enjoy yourself!

L: But, mum… LM: Never interrupt me! L: Mum, I m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right, OK? And I ll marry whom -ever you want me to. LM(大喜):Nice girl! Just now, I met the mayor s son in the market. He said: “If your daughter Haven t been married, I really really want to marry her!” Now you are free again, I ll go and tell him.(下) L(惊愕):What? The mayor s son? The most famous playboy in the neighborhood?(手中的锅铲 掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done (下)

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J(边走边道):Lunch! Lunch ! Where are my socks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er! How smelly! They are still dirty ! (突然想 起)Lunch has gone! I have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来) Oh, I m so hungry! But there s no breakfast!(捡起 地上的围裙)

This is what Lunch always wears! I miss he

r so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. I have to cook for my mother and myself.

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JM(上):Where s my breakfast? Where s Lunch? Hasn t she got up yet? J: Mum, can t you remember? Lunch has gone! JM(沉吟):Well, to tell you the truth Johnny, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is a nice girl, go and take her back! J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!

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韩 亚 楠 饰 强 盗

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Act 4

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(J开心地走着，忽 然跳出来三个强 盗) A: Hey you! Stop and Listen to us! The road is built by me!(抬脚重重 地踩在一块大石 头上) B: And I planted one tree!(抬脚踩 在同一块石头上)

C: If you want to go by this street--(欲踩石头，但 踩到了A的脚) AB&C: Give us all your money! J(搜遍了每一个 口袋，掏出1角 硬币):Is 1mao enough?