英语口语考试话剧剧本——太子丹

英语口语表演话剧剧本

太子丹 旁白 荆轲 阿三 荆轲妻

荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本

旁白介绍人员。。。

（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I

太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?

阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.

太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng（作杀状）

太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需 要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right murder? 阿三： I have thought about it, we can send Jingke .He is traveling in our country. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must introduce him right now。。.

太子：Well, show me MrJing as soon as possible, OK?

阿三：Yes.

Action II

旁白;The second day, Jingke come to Prince Dan's

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

荆柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹晕倒

荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸给丹:Its my IQ card!

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纸上写着 太子丹念：To be or not to be ,that's a question!

阿三：Hero，we need your help.

荆柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.

荆柯：I am very busy now!

阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What? What’s the TCM?

荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.

阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?

观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .

太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Drunkard wine It is a brand new product of China.

荆柯（激动）：Drunkard wine ! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. It's my favorite 阿三：If you can kill YINGZHENG. money,TCM, and this wine、all is yours、

荆柯：Wonderfull ! It’s a deal!

Part 3

阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby.

荆轲妻子上

荆珂：Darling, You mean more to me than anything in this whole world! And I don't want to leave because I love you. Loveing you , as the mouse love the rice（我爱你就像老鼠爱大米)oh oh ye yi ye . I love you more than my own life, oh oh ye yi ye I love you more than the whole world

妻子：If you are still loving me.You should not make me sad. Stand up like a man. Don’t be fearful. I will be right here waiting for you.！

荆珂：You must wait for me!

妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪

荆珂上船，渐渐远去

妻子:(擦干眼泪,掏出手机打给阿三)My task was done

阿三:haha….wonderful! I will pay you 2,000 dollors

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng. The End