生活大爆炸 第一季 剧本台词 中英文对照1.01

生活大爆炸 第一季 剧本台词 中英文对照 (删除累赘词语解释)

-Sheldon:So if a photon (particle of light) is directed to a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed, it will not go through both slits.If it's unobserved, it will. However, if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target, it will not have gone through both slits. -Leonard: Agreed. What's your point? -Sheldon: There's no point. I just think it's a good idea for a T-shirt. -Leonard: Excuse me. -Woman: Hang on. -Leonard: Uh, 1 across is "Aegean". 8 down is "Nabokov" 26 across is "MCM" 14 down is... move your finger...Phylum, which makes 14 across "Port-au-Prince" see, "Papa Doc's capital idea", that's "Port-au-Prince". -Woman: Can I help you?? -Leonard: Yes. Um... is this the high-IQ sperm bank? -Woman: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here. -Sheldon:I think this is the place. -Woman: Fill these out. -Leonard: Thank you. We'll be right back. -Woman: Oh, take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh, wait. -Sheldon: Leonard, I don't think I can do this. -Leonard: What are you kidding? You're a semi-pro. -Sheldon: No. We are committing genetic fraud. There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-IQ offspring. Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. -Leonard: Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment. -Sheldon: I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads. But there's some poor woman who's going to pin her hopes on my sperm. What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve? -Leonard: I'm sure she'll still love him. -Sheldon: I wouldn't. -Leonard: Well, what do you want to do? -Sheldon: I want to leave. -Leonard: Okay. -Sheldon: What's the protocol for leaving? -Leonard: I don't know. I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before. -Sheldon: Let's try just walking out. -Leonard: Okay. -Woman: Bye. -Sheldon: Bye. -Leonard: Nice meeting you. -Sheldon: Are you still mad about the sperm bank? -Leonard: No. -Sheldon: You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs? -Leonard: Not really. -Sheldon: If the height of a single step is off by 2 millimeters, most people will trip -Leonard: I don't care. 2 millimeters? That doesn't seem right -Sheldon: No, it's true. I did a series of experiments when I was 12. My father broke his clavicle. -Leonard: Is that why they sent you to boarding school? -Sheldon: No. That was a result of my work with lasers. -Leonard: New neighbor? -Sheldon: Evidently. -Leonard: Significant improvement over the old neighbor. -Sheldon: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is. -Penny: Oh, hi. -Leonard: hi. -Sheldon: hi. -Leonard: hi. -Penny: Hi? -Leonard: We don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall. -Penny: Oh, that's nice. -Leonard: Oh, no, uh, we don't live together. I mean, we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms. -Penny: Oh. Okay

, well, guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny. -Leonard: Leonard. Sheldon. -Penny: hi.

如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面， 如果有一个狭缝可以观测到， 那它没有同时通过两个狭缝。 如果观测不到，那它会通过。但如果它是在离开平面后在击中目标物之前被观测到，那它不会同 时通过两个狭缝。 同意。你想说什么？ 没什么，我只是觉得这个主意放在 T 恤上不错。 打扰了。 稍等。 横 1 是“爱琴海” 。 竖 8 是“纳巴科夫” 。 横 26 是“MCM” 。 竖 14 是 你手挡住了 是门，所以说横 14 是“太子港” 你看， “Papa Doc 提示了，所以是太子港。 需要我帮忙嘛？ 是的。这里是高智商精子库嘛？ 如果这还要问的话，那你可能不该来这。 我想就是这里了 把表格填了。 谢谢。马上就好。 不急。我正好把填字游戏做完。 等等。 Leonard,我觉得我做不到。 开什么玩笑，你都是“半职业选手”了 不是的，我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪。 我们的精子并不能保证将来就能生出高智商的后代。 你想想。我姐姐和我的 DNA 结构相同可是她只是快餐店的女服务生。 Sheldon,当初你要来的。 这点补贴能让我们在寓所里拥有分式 T-1 带宽。 我知道，我的确渴望更快的下载速度。 但那些可怜的女人们会把希望寄托在我精子上的。 如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积该用积分还是微分算都不知道，她会怎么想？ 我肯定她还是会爱他的。 我不会。 你现在想怎么样？ 我想走了。 好的。 该怎么跟她说呢？ 我不知道，我以前从来没有在捐献精子中途走人过。 我们就直接走吧。 好。 再见。 再见。 很高兴见到你。 你还在为精子库的事生气吗？ 没。 你想听有关楼梯好玩的事吗？ 不太想。 如果一个台阶的高度偏差 2mm 大多数人就会绊倒。 我不关心。2mm? 这不对啊。 就是这样的。我 12 岁时做过一系列的实验。 我爸把锁骨都摔断了。 所以他们才送你去上了寄宿学校？ 不是，是我研究激光之后才送我去的。 新邻居? 显然是的。 显然比我们老邻居强很多。 一个重 200 磅有皮肤病的变装癖? 是的，没错。 噢，嗨。 嗨。 嗨。 嗨。 嗨？ 我们没想打扰你，我们住对门。 噢，真好。 我们不是睡一起。 我是说，我们住在一起，但是睡在两个单独的异性恋房间里。 噢，好的，看来我是新邻居了。Penny。 Leonard Sheldon。 嗨!

生活大爆炸 第一季 剧本台词 中英文对照 (删除累赘词语解释)

-Sheldon: hi. -Penny: hi. -Leonard: hi. -Leonard: Well, uh... oh, uh, welcome to the building. -Penny: Oh, thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime. -Leonard: Oh, great. -Penny: great. -Sheldon: great. -Leonard: great. -Leonard: Well, uh, Bye. -Penny: Bye. -Sheldon: Bye. -Leonard: Bye. Should we have invited her for lunch? -Sheldon: No. We're going to start Se

ason 2 of Battlestar Galactica. -Leonard: We already watched the season 2 DVDs. -Sheldon: Not with commentary. -Leonard: I think we should be good neighbors and invite her over, make her feel welcome. -Sheldon: We never invited Louie/Louise over. -Leonard: Well... and that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle. -Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on "myspace". -Leonard: Yes, and you've never met one of them. -Sheldon: That's the beauty of it. -Leonard: I'm going to invite her over. We'll have a nice meal and... chat. -Sheldon: C …… 此处隐藏：23623字，全部文档内容请下载后查看。喜欢就下载吧 ……