老友记第八季英文剧本

电视剧《六人行》(Friends),又名《老友记》,是美国NBC电视台从1994年开播、连续播出了10年的一部幽默情景喜剧,也是美国历史上甚至是全球范围最成功、影响力最大的电视剧之一。

Season 8

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801 The One After "I Do" [Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said "I do," and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.] Photographer: Great. (Takes a picture.) Great! Just give me a sec to change film. Monica: Okay. Ross: (To Monica) Okay, I know I’m not supposed to know, but I do. And I’m so excited for you! Joey: What? What’s going on? Ross: Monica’s pregnant! Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?! Monica: Guys! I’m not pregnant. Joey: Ah. (To Chandler) Slow swimmers? (Chandler looks at him.) Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-you’re not pregnant? Monica: You didn’t tell anybody I was did you?! Ross: No! (Pause) I’ll be right back. (Exits.) Photographer: Now why don’t we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier. Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party. Joey: I can’t! I -I don’t have any other clothes here. Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesn’t say I -I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.) Photographer: Well then why don’t we see the bride and the groom and the bridemaids. Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you weren’t p regnant? Monica: Because I’m not. Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if you’re not pregnant—(She sees Rachel shaking her head)—It’s because I am. (Flash, the photographer takes a picture of Monica and Chandler’s stunned faces.) Chandler: What?! What are you talking about? Monica: What are you talking about? Phoebe: Yes, I…I am with child. (Flash) And I didn’t want to say anything because it’s your day; I didn’t want to steal your thunder. Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?! Chandler: Who’s the father? Monica: Yeah! Phoebe: I can’t say. Monica: Why?! Chandler: Why not? Phoebe: I can’t say because he’s famous. Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.) Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us. Phoebe: Okay, okay. It’s James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby. Chandler: As in Barbara Streisand’s husband James Brolin? Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me! Opening Credits [Scene: The Wedding Hall, continued from earlier.] Photographer: Why don’t we have Monica step away and we’ll get Chandler and the bridemaids. Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids? Chandler: Y’know I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal. Phoebe: It is. Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.) Phoebe: Oh my God! Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just can’t deal with this just quite yet. Phoebe: So instead you told me Monica was pregnant. Rachel: You said that she was, I just didn’t disagree with you. Phoebe: Sneaky. Rachel: Oh yeah. Photographer: Smile ladies. Rachel: Oh! (They smile and the picture is taken.) Oh by the way? Phoebe: Uh-hmm. Rachel: James Brolin? Phoebe: Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I reme mbered he’s gay. Rachel: Ed Begley Jr. is not gay. Phoebe: (intrigued) Really?! [Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.] Bandleader: Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing! (They enter.) Chandler: Before we go out there I’ve got a present for ya. Monica: Honey, I’m going to put my hand in your pocket! Chandler: No? Monica: No. Chandler: I’ve been taking dancing lessons. Monica: What?! Chandler: Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget. Monica: Oh that is so sweet! Chandler: So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife? Monica: Yes. (They walk onto the dance floor and Chandler slips and almost falls.) Monica: What’s the matter? Chandler: I don’t know, it’s these new shoes, they’re all slippery. Monica: Well, are you going to be able to do this? Chandler: Not well. (They start dancing and Chandler starts slipping around.) Monica: Well, the good news is, I don’t think anyone’s looking at us. [Cut to Phoebe and Rachel at their table.] Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it? Rachel: No. (Pause) Phoebe: Now? Rachel: No! Phoebe: Okay, we’ll talk about something else then. Rachel: Thank you. Phoebe: Who’s the father?! Rachel: Ugh! Look honey y’know what? I haven’t told him yet, so until I do I don’t think I should tell anybody else. Phoebe: Yeah. That’s fine. That’s fair. Is it Tag? Rachel: Phoebe!! Phoebe: Okay, I’m sorry. I’ll stop. Rachel: Okay. Phoebe: Is it Ross? It’s Ross isn’t it—Oh my God, it’s Joey! Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him. Phoebe: Ah-hah! At least we know it’s a him. [Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.] Monica: (seeing him) Oh sweet Lord. Joey: I’m sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and it’s either this or a bathrobe! Look, what’s more important, the way I’m dressed or me being with you on your special day? Monica: Honey, I’m not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.) [Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table he’s at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.] Ross: Hi. I’m uh, I’m Ross. I don’t, I don’t believe we’ve met. I’m Monica’s older brother. Woman: Oh hi, I’m, I’m Mona from her restaurant. Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name. Mona: You think so? I’ve always kinda hate d it. Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa? Mona: Uh-huh. Ross …… 此处隐藏：173192字，全部文档内容请下载后查看。喜欢就下载吧 ……