四年级英语笑话超简单的

篇一：超简短的5个英文笑话

超简短的5个英文笑话 1.

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!

老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

男孩：我!我现在要回家了。

2.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。

3.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?

A coin!

硬币。

4.

What has one eye but cannot see?

什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?

A needle.

针。

5.

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: "What does that mean?"

妻子：那是什么意思?

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

丈夫：开个玩笑!

篇二：小学四年级英语笑话1

1.we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me 彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...

9．WATCH SISTER 表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过

15. 小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear。 我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。你有两下子

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

回答者： 893053124 | 一级 | 2009-2-8 11:48

A farmer has five sons.They are Ted,Bob,Tom,John and Bill. John has no

elder brother. He was four years older when his first younger brother was born. The number of Tom's elder brothers is equal to his younger brothers. Bill will be twenty-one years old next year, and he is five years older than Bob. Bob is two years younger than Tom. Ted was sad because he has no younger brother. There are twelve years between him and John.

一个农民有5个儿子。他们是Ted,Bob,Tom,John 和 Bill。John没有比他大的哥哥，他比第一个出生的比他小的那个弟弟大4岁，Tom哥哥的数量和他的弟弟的数量是一样的（就是他是老三）Bill 明年就21岁了，他比Bob大5岁，比Tom小2岁，Ted因为没有弟弟而难过 Ted 和John之间差了12岁

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