大学四人英语小短剧(3)

A：It's your fault.

B：It's your fault.

医生：Calm down and calm down, I already know the whole process. 场景3（还是尼玛的在医院）

旁白：(The doctor after hearing AB narrative, was about to say something, this is AB parents rushed to the hospital, and ask a doctor for the children)

AB家长（同时问医生）：How are they?

医生：: no matter, but still exist problems in other ways.

A家长：What's the problem?

医生：I'll tell you, (look at AB) do you know why this happens? Because

you all have a very bad habits, no matter when and where to play with mobile phones, we call this kind of people is called down, this is very dangerous and the habit of not polite, you are only looking at their mobile phone just now, didn't notice the other party, so would collide, mobile phone is broken, triggered the quarrel, also was injured, so you should correct the bad habits in the future.

B家长：Well, right，Nowadays, the popularity of smart phone has been increasing at a staggering speed. And it gradually become the necessity in people’s life, which is far from giving others a call. Instead, they spend much of their time on taking phones, chatting or playing games resulting in lacking of face-to-face communication with your friends.

A家长：Therefore, The furthest distance in the world, than we sit together, you are playing with mobile phones. Because of too obsessed with mobile phones, let we lost too many things, such as health and mind, such as friendship and affection; Such as time and opportunity. Looked up, be yourself, to your mind and body to absorb more oxygen in real life and light, you must do it.世界上最遥远的距离，莫过于我们坐在一起，你却在玩手机。因为过于痴迷手机，让我们失去了太多的东西，比如健康和思维，比如友谊和亲情；比如时间和机遇。抬起头来，做回自己，给自己的心灵和身体吸收现实生活中更多的氧和光能，你一定做得到。

A：B，I'm sorry， it's my fault.

B：no，A，it's my fault. I'm sorry! So….（AB握手讲和）

AB：Well, we are determined not to be Smartphone addiction.

第三篇范文：英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)

王颖乐:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, I'm the director--applaud , 自己拼命拍掌然后一边说谢谢谢谢。thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and three actors who will get the chance .OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.

张敬宝:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞

吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,director, the most beautiful

charming,girl is coming , every body knows me, right? open your eyes as big as you can,自己做深呼吸状 there will be a unique dance show for you, 嘿嘿嘿 奸笑。（打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?

王颖乐:(作目瞪口呆状)张敬宝:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?

王颖乐:eh...my god, have you use some drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.

张敬宝:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去) 王竞羲:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.

王颖乐:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.

王竞羲:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards ,and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (张敬宝，赵文鑫同学鼓掌,张敬宝抱头痛哭),抚摸张敬宝头说oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....

王颖乐:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin

王竞羲:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

near, far, wherever you are

i believe that the heart does go on

(王颖乐stop stop,王竞羲不理,继续作深情状)

and you're here in my heart,

and my heart will go on and on.

王颖乐:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out. Oh, I'm dying,next one, next one.急切叫下一个上场 赵文鑫:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起他的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear prince.

王颖乐(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?

赵文鑫:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Lady GaGa ?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Obama?(摇头),and Marilyn Mooe 玛丽莲梦露 ?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.

王颖乐(指门,气愤状),you you you.....

赵文鑫:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you don’t need to learn about them, but you must know me, i will become the greatest poet---oprah!

王颖乐:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent. 赵文鑫:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her “I love you”! …… 此处隐藏：2395字，全部文档内容请下载后查看。喜欢就下载吧 ……